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Have you ever lived in a small town?  It’s crazy!  Believe me, there’s nothing worse than experiencing the mouth, zero brains, and lack of common sense from a ‘church rat’ in any town… but when these ‘rats’ cohabit outside the church, in a small tiny little town… ay, ay, ay… that’s more than freaking unbearable!

Have you ever lived in a small town?  It’s crazy!  Believe me, there’s nothing worse than experiencing the mouth, zero brains, and lack of common sense from a ‘church rat’ in any town… but when these ‘rats’ cohabit outside the church, in a small tiny little town… ay, ay, ay… that’s more than freaking unbearable!

You have to agree with me that small town people have this thing for living under a ‘what will people say’ regime and… therefore it creates some sort of freakish paranoia amongst them.  There’s always someone who’ll open his or her mouth, spit out a rumor and… under acoustic principles, it spreads itself without any effort really.   If only there were zero-gravity-small-towns…

Okay so, having said that… this is the story about Acoustic SPV.  It so happens that her son started dating this woman who, is not only very pretty but she’s also smart… zero self-esteem… but she’s smart… I’ll call this woman ‘The Bride’.  Acoustic SPV cannot stand her… let’s remember SPVs don’t like anyone but themselves and so she begins scrutinizing the past and present life of ‘The Bride’.  I’m sorry to say that he who seeks… usually finds!

Acoustic SPV came across some noteworthy vital information for her wicked, perverse psyche so she began making ‘The Bride’s’ life impossible with gossip… and her son’s, of course.   Not that she intended to, but she did.

Acoustic SPV found out that ‘The Bride’ had had a relationship with a married man.  Which would have been completely disregarded had they lived in a city or a bigger town… but the hell gets to be huge when we deal with small town SPVs.  SPVs tend to be so much more heinous when they are trying to destroy someone at a small town… they light huge intense flames causing an excruciating inferno.

Acoustic SPV didn’t care about the why, or the how, nor the when… she just cared about the what!  She didn’t care if ‘The Bride’ left that relationship after hearing about the marriage or whatever… nothing… an SPV only cares about the fresh and juicy gossip.

Even though her son says he loves ‘The Bride’ and that should be enough for any mother… Acoustic SPV activates the town gossip squadron to commence the war against ‘The Bride’.  Sometime after, she had her son eating from the palm of her hand… turning him against ‘The Bride’.

Okay, this is where I have to pause for a second… Yes, yes she did!  ‘The Bride’ did have an affair with a married man… but… yes there’s a but… she was a minor… she was a child manipulated by this forty something perverted devious man… Unfortunately, I live in a country where a man is not considered a pedophile if the little girl in question looks like a woman… I’ve heard authorities claim there’s no crime to pursue saying: ‘Well, the girl came onto him’!!!

To laugh at, if it weren’t to cry for!!  I swear I wish I could shout: “And the freaking adult here is… who?” “Do you mean to tell me that this adult lacks common sense?”  It’s a child for crying out loud! She is a child no matter what he says!

Anyways, ‘The Bride’ had some sort of awakening, got the nerve to leave him, and got her life back from this forty something married perverted asshole!

Acoustic SPV managed to get her son to proclaim himself a confused victim.  She managed to have him confront ‘The Bride’ for not having told him.  I mean… what’s it to him if she preferred to keep to herself and it in the past?

I would love to be able to face this brainless boyfriend to tell him to freaking grow up and stop acting like mommy’s little boy!  Get over it!  Cut the freaking umbilical cord and see what you’re about to lose!

However, ‘The Bride’ has no intention of leaving… out of love, she says.  As if this mommy’s little boy were the only Coke left in the desert!   She has been excessively tolerant, if you ask me.  And I’m not trying to be sarcastic when I tell you that I really admire those people who have the strength to swallow the abuse in the hopes for regaining some calm… Yeah, right!  As if it were possible!

The wedding day has not come yet.  It’s been getting delayed over and over again and these two love birds have gotten to a point where ‘The Bride’ can no longer go to mommy’s little boy’s office because Acoustic SPV is always around… lurking, spitting her verbal abuse whenever she sees ‘The Bride’ coming.

Acoustic SPV turned to a Santero, which is plain witchcraft… I mean… like any other freaking SPV, right?  How obsessed can someone be about a son?   How damaged could someone be to hate with so much energy put into it?  She should be thanking her lucky star as ‘The Bride’ would end up improving her… never mind race… her species!!!

Mommy’s little boy decided, not long ago, to put an end to it, but Acoustic SPV doesn’t seem to reason… she goes on with her abusive rhetoric with anyone who will listen… making ‘The Bride’s’ life miserable in her hopes to prevent a wedding.

There’s still no end to this story; but I wonder… Will there be a day when mommy’s little boy decides to put his macho insecurities aside?  Will there come the day when he honors the woman… he says he loves… with a #1 priority?  Will there?

My thoughts are that, so long as ‘The Bride’ continues apologizing, well… it’ll be a bit hard for such a day to come.  So long as she keeps her head down, I insist, that day will never come!

Me being an expert in SPV behavior and almost immune to their verbal abuse… believe that unless we face the small town jerk we all have embedded in our hearts, we will never be able to say: Enough!  Go say ENOUGH!!!