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Have you heard about something called Stockholm syndrome?  It is when a prisoner ends up helping his captors and becomes their accomplice… well, here I am talking about that issue in the life of this SPV, whom I’ll call Relentless SPV as she is unshakable when it comes to being committed to her species.

Relentless SPV began dating the worst kind of hooligan she could find… everyone around her with any common sense told her she had to be crazy… they tried everything they could think of to

get her to dump the sample-of-a-man she had as a ‘better-off-alone’ boyfriend… There was no way.  She heard no reasons.  She loved him, she said.

This ‘better-off-alone’ hooligan didn’t study, didn’t work… but he wanted to have money.  Only, no one thought he’d get it no-matter-what!

One night I found out there was a major concern with the ‘better-off-alone’ hooligan’s family.  Someone had kidnapped his grandmother.  Someone had claimed a reward.   Some were crying, others were outraged, and others were livid… that is, normal.   Everyone feared the worst scenario in such everyday situations in this country.   Everyone wondered… and had a bunch of questions.  There were no answers.  When these answers came, I couldn’t believe my ears… I guess that after listening to me so much, you can imagine what had happened in the lives of these SPVs.

This ‘better-off-alone’ hooligan kidnapped his own grandmother.  He was as cruel and depraved as no one can be when -as others put it- he locked his grandmother underground… I say he buried her, right?  That's what it means: burried!!! But the information going around was that he ‘locked her underground’… only they know the freaking difference.

Well, there were a box and breathing tubes involved in the story… and either locked or buried, the result is the same one; whichever way you look at it… she was kidnapped!

This is one of those episodes I’ve wanted to forget and I had, partially.  So I cannot say, with absolute certainty, whether the poor woman survived the ordeal or not!  I don’t remember… and you’ll have to agree with me when I tell you that I cannot go around asking anyone about it… as it would be the same as performing myself a hara-kiri!

So far, none of my SPVs have even tried to confront me about any of my rhetoric or stories… you see, to do so… they’d have to say: Hey, that’s me right there!  And that ain’t gonna happen!  So they will keep on calling me crazy and tell everyone how this is just a product of my vivid imagination.

And, as always in the lives of SPVs… no one called the police, no one accused this ‘better-off-alone’ hooligan SPV of anything… no one did anything… Can’t you see the poor little thing didn’t know what he was doing?  Can’t you see he only did it because he needed some money?

Their excuses will always override logic, reason and mercy.  As if having basis for committing a crime came to be more important than the crime itself!

Well, after all this, which I told you as an explanatory scenario for the quality and worth of Relentless SPV’s ‘better-off-alone’ hooligan of a boyfriend, anyone else would have said ‘I’m outta here!’… well, not Relentless SPV… no, she went ahead and married the guy.

***I’m speechless***

Yeah, well…. Only for a second, because I cannot believe… anyone in her right mind would want to marry a cold-hearted scumbag who had the nerve to, not only kidnap his own grandmother, but to bury her!  How cruel and depraved could anyone be to do such a thing?  Moreover, how insensitive and brutal could someone else be to forgive the crime?

SPV is the answer to those questions.   An SPV goes about life like a natural disaster… knowing there are no consequences to her actions… no one ever does anything to confront her heinous, atrocious, manipulative self.

And she married the freak!  Can you believe it?   And there are some who defend Relentless SPV as having suffered from Stockholm syndrome.   How does she sleep at night?  I mean, she’s gotta be addicted to adrenaline… I can’t think of a better reason for peacefully closing her eyes at night.

What do you think?  Stockholm syndrome or… what?  Is love blind or is she plain stupid?  What?  I don’t know, I swear to you… I still cannot comprehend the whole dimension of an SPV’s twisted psyche.