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There are SPVs that go about life as innocent little lambs.  They’ve the advantage of being so freaking charming that it is hard to see them for what they really are… manipulative and cruel creatures!

I’m thinking, specifically, about one… Queen SPV, whom I’ve also called wicked evil SPV, and oppressive SPV in other stories.

This Queen SPV almost had a heart attack when she saw herself as literature in this page and on a YouTube video (and she hasn’t even read the book yet!).

• Don’t worry, she’s probably telling someone else’s story - one of the faithful members of her ‘captive audience’ said to distressed Queen SPV.

The “probably” is what amuses me!   Yeah, it was ‘probably’ my vivid imagination the one trying to kill her daughter-in-law and her innocent grandson.  And, if it were about someone else… I wonder.   But… the shoe most certainly did fit, right??!! which goes to teach you that one shouldn't lie down with the Devil, ‘cuz you’ll wake up in hell… 

Along with the ‘probably’ there came an idea… Queen SPV got out of the mess by making up the weirdest of stories about me… well, my other me!  What did she say?  Well, let me tell ya!

I found out that my personal SPV, the one who likes to tell but not be told, was grieving and crying… so very worried about me… I say she was worried about herself for being linked with ‘the crazy person’, but… she swears she was worried about me, okay?

Amongst her ‘herd’ of stupid followers and ‘captive audience’, Queen SPV spread the word about my ‘alter ego’ going out.  My ‘alter ego’ went to a nearby convenience store and ran into this woman, Queen SPV’s friend… whom I’ll call ‘total stranger’.  My ‘alter ego’ had the oddest of conversations with ‘total stranger’.  My ‘alter ego’ spoke to someone I am not even able to pick out from a line-up but… my ‘alter ego’ seems to have more of a social life…

• Hi, Scorpio (that is me… my ‘other me’) - supposedly said ‘total stranger’ to my ‘alter ego’..
• Hi there, ‘total stranger’, tell me… are you still f***ing around with your habitual lover? - was my ‘alter ego’s’ blunt and sarcastic answer to this ‘total stranger’ at the convenience store where I never went.

I mean… my 6 year-old niece could've come up with something a lot more elaborate than this.  But, if I had a nickel for every time an SPV gets away with stories like this I’d be a freaking billionaire!  Her ‘captive audience’ and ‘herd’ of followers bought it.

Why would Queen SPV come up with such a story?  To be able to call me crazy… to be able to tell people (her people) that my stories about my SPVs are nothing but lies.  You see, if an SPV switches her ‘herd’ of stupid followers attention to any other issue… then her ‘herd’ forgets the ‘what’ and focuses on the ‘why’…  

To a ‘herd’ of followers what I tell in the stories I've written is not important… my being crazy is!  So as long as I’m crazy, well… Quenn SPV did nothing wrong, right?  And taking responsibility about something as horrendous as Wicked Witch’s story would no longer be necessary on her part.

But, let me tell you I’d rather be called crazy than to resemble this wicked evil Queen SPV.

According to SPV standards, the only one with a right to be called ‘victim’ is her.  No one else has that privilege.  She’s the ‘victim’!!!   Her daughter-in-law and grandson, or her seven year-old son, or her verbal spats and manipulative actions are not important… she’s the ‘victim’ here!  I’m the crazy person…

If only there were someone with half a brain among her tribe…

You see, I've an alibi…I was somewhere else when this 'alter ego' thing allegedly happened. But she doesn’t have one and all the ‘herd’ of stupid followers and ‘captive audience’ would have to do is take a look at some of the paper trail left behind by Queen SPV… to see the light… Can't they remember Queen SPV called a Santero at all-hours-of-the-day? Queen SPV has phone records… Oh, but… Sshhh… don’t tell anyone… can’t you see no one’s thought o’ that?????

Yes!  All you need is someone with a brain to expose an SPV!

Had she not found herself among my story telling, she’d be giving me a couple of pointers and, what she calls lies and insanity now, she’d be taking testimony worth considering and, therefore, relevant material for discussion in her everyday life.

And here I am writing my thoughts and psychological detox… forthright and determined… awaiting for new episodes in the life of my alter ego…

Decisions… consequences.  So long as someone sees the light… then so be it!