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This SPV is nominated to our ‘Hall of Fame’.  One day he decided that he was ready and got married, had kids, I mean… he was more than ready for anything the idea of 'family' meant.  So far so good, right?

Yes, well… when it comes to commitment, let’s face it… it's not an SPV’s strong area so he decided that… since one equals nothing… he should jump from ‘tit’ to ‘tit’ securing benefits for each day of the week and without repeating menu…

Cheating, not only on his ‘soul mate’, but on each and every gratifying ‘boob’ he’d been adding to his unfaithful walk through life.

Let’s remember he’s an SPV, okay?  SPVs are treacherous, selfish, insensitive and manipulative.  Rules always change in the lives of SPVs.  These rules change according to a specific day and always to their benefit.

This unfaithful SPV, like every other SPV shaped with the same cookie cutter, does not expect payback.  He does not expect to be defied or stressed, his inconsistencies are unbelievable!  He likes to play, but not be played!

An SPV will never do what she/he expects from others… but this SPV is the perfect example… he doesn’t come home when he says he will and when he does he lays on the couch, demands to be served and ignores whatever is happening around him… with the monotonous and occasional ‘quickie’ before going to sleep… just so no one accuses him of not paying enough attention.

He brags to his ‘herd’ of followers about his accomplishments and tells them how he is being ‘forced’ into infidelity, trying to convince everyone who listens that the spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak… you can go blue in the face telling him that this is HIS fault and no one else’s, he simply ignores you.

• What can I do? Can’t help myself… only God knows why! - Says the ‘eloquent’ and unfaithful SPV with his eternal ‘victim’s face’.

His perpetual “Yeah, but…”  I don’t know who they’re trying to fool with this rhetoric!  It’s not like infidelity is an incurable disease… But, hell yeah… I bet you catch it fucking!

And he places himself in the hands of ‘god’… that ‘god’ that only SPVs believe in, that ‘god’ that didn’t give you free will and that ties your hands up… that one ‘god’ different from the one the rest of us mortals believe in.  That ‘god’ that is the only one who doesn’t interrupt them when they talk and, therefore, seek so much…

Well, one day, this unfaithful SPV sends his ‘other half’ on vacation; that ‘victim by association’ that cleans the house, takes care of the kids, cooks, irons and acts as an occasional ‘container’ and knows absolutely everything that goes on around her but decides to look the other way… yes… that ‘other half’.

This is a recipe for disaster!  This unfaithful SPV does not only treat her like shit, but he ignores, disregards, and erases her… but he sends her away - by herself - on vacation… therefore… and this is what is so clear to me with SPVs… the end result is that the unfaithful SPV is cheated upon… payback time!

Duh!  And what on earth did he expect with his customary neglect?  But let’s remind ourselves that we are talking about SPVs whose tolerance and empathy are not a strong area and their selective memory decides to take offense of the matter and look at the straw in their partner’s eye…

 (In this specific case, I don’t agree with any of the parts since we are in control of making choices and deciding whether or not to stick around.  But we are here to talk about this unfaithful SPV and of how rules get to be bent whenever it pleases an SPV… so let’s continue…)

To make a long story short, upon her return from ‘adventure land’ this ‘victim by association’ couldn’t live with a dirty conscience… the guilt took over and confessed to her unfaithful SPV about her liaison with this now distant mortal.  Chose to have a taste of the same medicine and the dose turned out to be deadly!... LOL!

Stupid honesty!  Did she really expect to get any other kind of response than the one she got?  Did she want to prove… what?... what?!  It beats me.  She should've kept quiet and still… Hell, if she didn’t like it she could have gotten up and left.

The thing is, she confesses as a tormented ‘victim by association’ and the obvious result is meanness and condemnation!  With that consecrated and wounded look that identifies SPVs when it comes to pointing their finger at someone else… not taking into account their own faults and sins.

I insist that SPVs rules ‘bend’… they transform, they are substituted by new ones as they seem to correspond to a particular day or feeling.

In the end this unfaithful SPV decided to dump his partner for being unfaithful!  Yes, for copycatting!  And, to top it all up, showed himself as this hurt ‘victim’ before everyone who knew him and that could only say… to ourselves… that we saw it coming!

Nevertheless, in the very complicated psyche of an SPV consequences to their actions and decisions are absent.  Someone else is always guilty.  Their eternal: Yeah, but…

• Yeah, I did it, but… she made me do it - Said this SPV. With that silly little voice and ‘victim’s face’ an SPV wears when reminded about who started the freaking game.
• Yes, I’m unfaithful, but… I can’t help myself - Said the stubborn SPV.

Their persistent: Yeah, but…  It doesn’t shock me anymore… if an SPV cheats it is because he is led to do it… forced… but if his partner does it… it is reason enough to be scorned, condemned, judged and sentenced by the equally unfaithful SPV! 

As I say in my book, their memory is selective.  They decide what to remember and what to forget, what is worthy of nagging to death and condemning.  Manipulative and selfish as an everyday goal, then dry and deserted as an outcome.  And end up without a ‘herd’ nor ‘captive audience’… alone… but never giving up on adding new members to their tribes.

See why this one is really qualified to be nominated to our ‘Hall of Fame’?!